throwin’ rocks tonight

The creep can roll.

Ironically, Keurig was founded in 1992, which makes it far too old to get Roy Moore’s attention.

At least we will have the biggest stadium in the Championship.

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

Starred for the correctness of your name.

*Trump Approved

It’s also necessary in the south, especially during the summer. Just not for your car. Salt and shit also applies.

If you don’t like pickles, then guess what, fucko; I’m taking it off your plate every time and I get the pickles.

Gotta hear both sides.

“It’s because they’re tall AF.” - Scottish head coach

Looks like someone didn’t manage to throw enough paper towels around the Caribbean.

It’s his double jeopardy strategy that makes him so good. I’ve never seen anyone consistently bet as big as he does on them. People are usually WAY too conservative with daily doubles and he thinks nothing of betting $5,000 or more. He’s outstanding at getting control of the board and then going hunting in the second…

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

43,000 people attended this game, but it’s small-time.

What a leader. Inspirational.

One of my favorite lines from No Country for Old Men is when Woody Harrelson’s character asks Josh Brolin’s character for the $2 million.

Were nachos even invented when the framers divined the unwritten rules?