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SICK BURN, BRO! You brought up the lawsuit that won’t have any effect on his life and everything! I bet he’s a gay, call him a gay to really put the nail in that coffin you built.

I just want you to know that I don’t base satisfaction on another team losing, I base satisfaction on the hopeless looks left on the faces of Cardinals fans. The sounds of the children of St. Louis crying bring joy to my heart. If I could taste a family’s silence during the car ride home from a Cardinals loss, I would

Hopefully not, otherwise I’m going to get fired if I keep walking around the office with a throbbing erection from reading these articles

Oh sweet jesus, yes. Let me lick your tears. num num num num num

How dare you use facts against me

They couldn’t resign Saad because of Bickell. They had about 2-3 million of wiggle room to give to Saad upfront,they didn’t resign Oduya because they didn’t think they would have the money they were saving for Saad. So Oduya signs with Dallas, and we ended up having up having the money to sign him after everything.

1. Phil Kessel looks like he gets free haircuts from beauty school students.

Shut up

YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A STANLEY CUP PARADE, LEAVE ME ALONE. Damnit

Yep, still putting up decent numbers too.

If he ever gets the confidence to shoot instead of pass immediately, he’ll be dangerous

They’re looking at Brian Campbell as an option, because of course they are.

They’ll keep Shaw, most likely will still have to give him a backloaded contract, but will also be able to cover all those bonuses Panarin received. They may be able to offer Fleischmann a 1 year deal as well, which would be nice.

You literally just said that the hawks didn’t get “a ton of money” off their cap space. Barry just posted another article, this one about the Teuvo trade. Read it and educate yourself on how big of cap move it was for the hawks.

It’s hard to see Teuvo leave, especially after just his first full season. He has so much skill, but my god was he hard to watch sometimes. Too afraid to shoot the puck, too afraid of taking hits. He looked like he was playing scared half the time. The Hawks weren’t able to surround him with big wingers until the

Well they literally just traded Bickell and Teuvo to the Canes, so that frees up plenty of money. Panarin and Shaw will get paid

Us white folk already have a version of Spades, it’s called Euchre. Used to play that in the caddy shack all the time and swindle younger B caddies out of their hard earned money.

Oh snap, he finished with an overused meme....I’m done for

You’ll get nothing and like it.