They really crab-walked around all the major character issues

He’ll probably sleep til 2pm, wake up, make some coffee, add a little creamer to the coffee, stir it with a stick up butter, wipe his greasy hands on his shirt, go out, eat 4 hot dogs, and fall asleep during the car ride home.

“I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami” - George Constanza

I really needed this. Good bear

nah

is it wrong that i have a hankering for a hot fudge sundae now. you...you are going to make me sooo fat

They aren’t ok to say, but you can see why she’d think she had found a place where she could make her insensitive comments, given the history and audience of Barstool.

It was aimed at Draper, absolutely. But only because I wasn’t shocked that this sort of thing came from Barstool and he seemed to be. Like, you guys are just finding this out.

Haha you’re pretty spot on there.

At this point I don’t have much to lose.

Yeah I saw that too. I really don’t want anything to happen to Deadspin as I love the articles here, but after this shit show of replies, I smiled a little. Draper conveniently put me back in the greys when I had to start defending my original comment.

Yeah, kinda

Am I allowed to have hot fudge, or do I have to leave it off the casual bigot sundae because it’s brown?

im judst dum leav me bee

Like a sad sundae?

NJ.com’s headline could use one less “special”, but a cute story nonetheless.

Thank you for being literally the only person to make a comment who understood what I was originally saying. I can finally rest

I’m not following

Or maybe it’s 102 people who aren’t shocked that this kind of thing was associated with Barstool. And what do you mean “you people”???

probably