Well, they did want someone who had experience to be elected. Sounds like he fits in nicely.
There was a lot of sweat, a little blood, and someone walked away crying.
Eating bugs? No biggie. People say you swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep, but jokes on the spiders, I’m not asleep.
That’s more Minnesota than St. Louis.
I mean, we’re all agreeance that people are going to use this on vaginas, right?
Oh, I live 1 1/2 miles from Wrigley, I’m aware of this, but they’re not as public as the people down south.
Although we can’t see it, I’m assuming he has a tattoo of the Chicago flag on one of his calves and a shamrock tattoo on the other arm. He is the epitome of what Cubs fans are, hopeful, drunk, idiots. Throw in a few n-bomb laced rants and some smugness and you have Cards fans
And in typical PetCo fashion, he’ll be forced to publically clean it up.
He really Marleauered the shoulder on him.
Nope, happy hour
Yeah?? But what if the CVS next door doesn't have it. I can walk more than a quarter of a block of in hangin
What I’m going to do is drink too much Saturday afternoon, order a large pizza for myself, pass out before I can eat it, and then pick at it the rest of the weekend while I die from a hangover. I will be pairing this with lemon lime gatorade and the floor.
Listen, I know there’s a lot going on with Gawker and the Hulk Hogan case, but if something were to happen to this site, I am going to need you to send me Bear posts every Friday. I don’t know what I would do without this, they make me whole. You, make me whole. Bears.
I like to call it TJ MaXXX. Because I feel sexier when I wear their clothes rather than my usual Kmart formal attire.
Nature has decided.
As a butthurt Hawks fan, we owe you a debt of gratitude. Cards lose AND the Blues get eliminated on the same night?! Cue the music.
Welp, you all should start investing in Gold Bond Powder now, because this is the summer of the swass