As long as they get the writers from 27 Dresses, we should be fine.

Kangaroos are born with a season pass to the gun show apparently.

The Suprise Symphony would work, too, but you’d have to work on your timing.

Because they know MP’s next move is to get enough subscribers that they can dictate terms to the movie theaters.

I feel like a single-blind study isn’t enough to make any real judgements about improvements to eyesight...

freaking out a large portion of your customer base out of the blue and warding off potential newcomers in the midst of other recent concerns certainly doesn’t sound like “marketing 101" to me

I am a small independent grocer with a market that has more than twenty glass frozen doors and am familiar with most freezers and systems. In my opinion the frozen section which was in a state of seeming perpetual growth, years ago, is threatened mostly by availability of fresh foods. Fresh produce and meat, gourmet…

And they wonder why viewership is down.

I think “Infernal Gallop” would work too.

It seems to have worked?

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy’s Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

Dennis, babe, you flaking out on this is the worst public collapse since the XI Corps at the Battle of Gettysburg.

I recall being 10 or 11 yrs old in 1988 and thinking Dennis Miller was the hippest, coolest, better-than-everyone else comic in town. I felt so nuanced and clever understanding his ridiculous pretentious references to Dali or Deschamps on SNL or his stand up (THE OFF WHITE ALBUM, I owned it on cassette) and thinking…

But he’s the President!

Since he already has a Pulitzer, Miranda also only needs an Oscar to join the PEGOTers, which consist only of Richard Rodgers and Marvin Hamlisch (somebody give Sondheim an Emmy).

I only post pictures of other people’s genitals.

Creditors were able to pitch out the Head of the company. I wonder if they will pick a new leader?

Hopefully, things will pickup now.

Everything will be okay, no need to fret.

They’ve really been stringing us along, though.