I prefer cookie tartare.

Let’s call it blue rare, cookie dough.

I’ve eaten (possibly literal) tons of raw cookie dough and I have a hard time believing the argument that it’s dangerous. I am perfectly healthy after four decades of this behavior. I mean...other than being about 50lbs overweight. And getting out of breath from breathing. And having a resting heart rate similar to…

Anyone who messes with Allison’s remarks gets a red card, and I’ll guard the wicket and face off with any bro who challenges that. She went 3 for 3 in what was a knockout of an article.

Honey-glazed ham on FLEEK!

#delilicious

This transition to a cashless society is pure hell!

Counterpoint, if sizes were reversed, cats would eat you.

Pigs are the perfect pet. They’re cute. They’re easy to care for. They’re loyal. They’re a great conversation starter (for all you singles out there).

“The Shitty Avengers? Are they any good?”

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Milkshake harder boy!

Was this in the 80s? Because Heathrow was known as Theifrow back then. It’s (marginally) better now.

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

It’s not intended to change their perceptions, it’s so they can’t claim ignorance when they’re caught harassing people at work.

It is one of the few places I’ve been that is actually as gorgeous as every picture makes it seem. No filters or lighting needed, it’s perfect.

This strikes me as an unnecessarily complicated solution. Asparagus is just not that hard to cook. The mention of mushy tips makes me think that perhaps you’ve been overcooking them all along? And if you’re just taking 1/4 inch off the ends, no wonder - for most asparagus on your grocery store shelves, the stalks need…

Ah yes, the classically measured and sensible responses one expects from Yelp backlash.

I like to know the laws (and consequences of breaking them) so that I can make an informed decision about the risks of breaking them.

“Subway: We Smell Better Than Most Hospitals!”

I mean, this is in no way Delta’s fault.