Hide the empty bottles in a desk drawer, use as necessary?

Bills fan here, reminding you how well our focus on elite running backs has worked so far. We're like Matt Millen and wideouts.

"sometimes fun, especially if you are hiking on really safe, unchallenging trails or picnicking with friends"

... isn't the fact that an MIT professor provided the equation some evidence that it's the closest someone could get with what was available then? Isn't getting the equation more or less right, even if getting the final answer wrong, worth some credit? It was when I was in high school :/

He was closer on the science than our actual news stations get in most reporting. Maybe I'm grading him on an easy curve.

How much closer was your prediction?

this is reminding me a Pete Holmes tweet the other day — something like "I don't always watch softcore porn, but when I do, I prefer XX."

...and an extra star (if I could) for the name. Didn't even notice it at first.

Yeah I watched it once in-a-while with a number of med school friends while I was in law school. They would point some of those in-jokes out to me or I might not have found the show so smart/funny.

I was going to point the lack of technical ability out. I had professors that still weren't using email in the 2000s. Probably aren't checking for metadata either (I can just see them starting at the paper with a magnifying glass to try to find it).

When you consider that most schools are using more and more TAs and adjuncts instead of professors, you're really asking grad students and people that make $40,000 to teach college students to add one more step while already overworked. You're correct that the NCAA doesn't care about academics, but this isn't…

Use chrome or firefox and get adblock. I've never seen an ad on Deadspin. Seriously, never.

Off the field stuff = lying about having been at Deion Sanders' house. That's not a fucking crime, neither is making bad financial decisions. These are both basically cases of a young kid getting railroaded and you're treating it like evidence of bad acts?

It should be an embarrassment to the sports media, but their typical consumer just takes it in passively and thinks what they are told. If most people were thinking critically about sports, talk radio wouldn't exist (and nothing but live games on ESPN would either). The typical sports fan just repeats one side or…

That's what fellating means.

There should be. Even if they didn't make it up, they definitely leaked it and it's not a coincidence that they franchised him right after that... solid PR move since fans will think they are being cautious not signing him long term and will blame Dez not the team when he leaves town because they are being cheap.

I love this.

A few doctor friends have told me that Scrubs is the only show that has any medical accuracy in it. I guess it makes sense because they don't need the medicine for the plot (i.e. they aren't playing hero every week, just making jokes in a realistic setting). But, I still get a kick out of that.

Or to guarantee contracts so that they can't cut someone who wouldn't be allowed to leave willingly to earn a living doing the same thing for any other employer. He has a contract that says he gets $6mm this year, and he could actually get nothing. I don't even know how that contact can be enforceable when one side…