god i hope jim cooke never leaves if this is the garbage quality images we’ll have to put up with in his absence

myself, sadly

until recently i stood. i still do it out of habit sometime. i dont know, that’s how i learned as a kid and never really gave it much thought until one day i realized it was kind of weird. also, no matter what i always end up using a hectare of toilet paper. i think i’m doing that wrong, too.

this post probably makes bobby’s dad beam with pride

someone whose made a successful career of whining? pot meet kettle

yeah like we’re going to get unbiased beyonce takes at jezebel

eat a cheeseburger and throw away your eyeshadow

its infuriating that she wont endorse either candidate

thanks joanna. take heed, republican readers of jezebel.

has that cocksucker jordan eaten anchovies yet?

this is why you dont lie about rape

totally. you’ve really got your finger on the pulse of ‘gents in america’. when’s the last time you’ve actually dated a man, just curious.

that’s not what your mom said last night

what the hell is a taxi? i assume gypsy cabs are the exception?

woke woke woke woke woke (am i cool yet?)

god this is the most cringeworthy and desperate feature

“hijack pics or it didn’t happen”

i’d like to know how seriously she tried to kill herself

“Being completely selfish for once.”