Back in college, a girl I dated called me “daddy” while we were having sex and asked me if she was my “baby”? I dumped her because even before I knew anything about conditioning, I just found all that to be fucked up.

I worked at Neiman Marcus on Michigan Avenue about ten years ago, and R. Kelly always brought young girls in to have their makeup done by a specific makeup artist, because she loved bragging about having R.Kelly as a “client” and didn’t ask questions. It’s heartbreaking and infuriating that he’s been exploiting young…

Tragically I think it’s going to pass.

Note that when Trump says ‘seven years of suffering’, the suffering he’s referring to is that of the wealthy who, as a result of Obamacare, made slightly less than all of the money while sick people got the care they needed. When it is repealed, rich people can finally stop suffering and go back to making almost all…

Jared’s also been pushing hard to have trump surrogates more heartily defend Jr. I wonder why?

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

Transfolks, I’m so sorry that this is happening to you. You matter. You deserve to live unafraid of others. You deserve to be safe.

I once had a boss in her late 50s who was strangely proud of the fact that she had never eaten pie. I brought a genuinely amazing apple/rhubarb/mulberry pie I had made to work one time to share with the office and she wouldn’t even try a bite.

Then she goes and has sex with Bill Beeel.

I was totally going to comment this, but didn’t think anyone else would get the reference! A+ to you!

Look.

So my mom died two weeks ago and I have to say, eating a whole pie is not a unique or unusual showing of grief. Maybe like twelve pies, but not just one.

Here it is! She’s eating the pie.

I know this is about the pie, but I’d just like to point out this is a FALSE STATEMENT, ROONEY: “It was such a unique way of showing grief, we’ve never seen anything like that before.”

Starting this I was siding with the person who doesn’t want the Irish guy cooking for her

Pecan for me. Clothing my PoddlerTanda as we speak for a dessert run.

Your pie experience is probably typical, likely corresponds with toddlers eating real food and holiday pie availability!

Great, now I want pie. Coconut cream pie, to be exact. I want it right now. Thanks.

“Something about pie always grossed me out and I just never tried it before”

Now i’ve got something to text my mother she’ll be so happy.