To be fair, these things are not mutually exclusive. I know people (not just brides) who simply delighted in orchestrating the complete monstrosities that their weddings became.

A buddy movie starring Corey Feldman and Ben Affleck’ s phoenix tattoo. 

You see, it’s long been my dream, and by long I mean for a couple of minutes now, to remake the movie Vanishing Point, only instead of being pursued for traffic violations our hero is driving an illegally imported car. 

My sons play hockey. About 75% of any open practice or “stick time” is kids practicing this move.

That...is a heck of a carry piece.

Mike stop trying to sell your wagon to the readers

Nevermind. I used the Google and looked it up. I don’t think that applies. She’s not *that* overly curvy to suggest that term. Just, you know, awfully damn cute and appealing to my Dad sensibilities. I definitely lean toward this “thicc” ideal though... so there’s that.

Maybe it’s my overly domesticated status in life, but that ElastaWoman really rings my bells. I think that’s the expression. What do the kids today say when they see an incredibly appealing hot human being...?

Most of the Accords for sale in my area are not being offered with competitive incentives. Honda dealers will not mark these down, and if you want people to buy them over a big people carrier, you have to make the pricing aggressive. Besides, most Americans don’t like driving anyway, so while the Camry is not as…

OK, this settles it. Lincoln just needs to be the American Land Rover. Just give up sedans and go all-in on SUVs. It’s their strength. Ford doesn’t have a sedan platform worthy of a luxury car anyway. They do, however, have a new Bronco coming out that may look good in these clothes.

Snowflake.

I came here to say this.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

Really not too far off I guess...

Oh yea, did your tax burden increase? Because mine did. Any biweekly increase I’m seeing goes straight into my 2018 taxes next year.

FIFY:

I honestly hope LeBron signs with Philly so Skip Bayless can blame him for the crack in the Liberty Bell.

hell im pretty sure the only reason this has so many CP votes right now is because people are voting with their wallets and cant afford it, not because it isnt a good price

Parks and Rec is the superior show.