This is why I wish we were all rich. In undergrad, I got a C+ in Organic Chemistry II. I was pissed off because even though I had failed the first exam, I had earned a B on the other three. I should’ve gotten an B! Anyway, the grade caused me significant emotional distress. I would’ve loved to use my money to litigate…

Why the fuck are dogs on the flight? Who thought of this crap? This is why I don’t understand people and their dogs. Get a fucking cat: you put out their water, litter, and food and you don’t have to worry about feeding them or whether they take a no. 1 or 2.

Let’s just hope the cops don’t shoot her - the gun doesn’t have a orange tip.

I support this for the lulz.

This is fascinating.

Let’s start where we agree.

Tis a shame. Haley was the *only* Republican blacks had a prayer of supporting you nail her to the cross by forcing her to accost a wildly popular (among blacks at least) President. Lol. The Republicans love to shoot themselves in the foot.

Her unflinching loyalty says only one thing to me: BG must be hitting that all too right.

The problem is that the game they are trying to emulate sold more copies than their previous two clown-like titles. I am disappointed over this. I had hoped that finally I’d be able to play a turn-based RPG on a state of the art system. Instead, they’ve turned the game into Prince of Persia to satisfy the kids who…

The demand and potential profit? Just a little Google-Fu reveals that the original Final Fantasy 7 shipped over 10 million copies. The latest Final Fantasy only shipped 6 million copies. If you’re going to use economics to justify gutting a game and turning it into a hack-n-slasher, at least admit that the original…

Thank you, come again.

LOL@Cloud Croft. Exactly. This game is trash with the combat as it is.

I agree. Instead of being called “FF7”, it should be called “Introduction to RPGs for those born after 1995”

They didn’t just “tuned” the battle system. They replaced it with a God of War-Devil-May-Cry-Prince-of-Persia clone. It is absurd to call this FF7. It should be basically be called “Introduction to RPGs for those born after 1995”

THIS GAME IS NOT FOR MODERN GAMERS! At least it shouldn’t have been! It should’ve been for us! Not everyone was born in the late 90’s and pumped up with amphetamines and caffeine. Not all of us have to button-mash like we’re playing Street Fighter or Marvel vs Capcom to enjoy a title. They’ve ruined a great game. It…

Oh c’mon, there was nothing “clunky” about the system except that it doesn’t coddle to adderall-addled brains who require button mashing as a means of dealing with their neurosis.

Exactly, brother! I thought the same thing. Thing whole thing is sacrilegious. I was hoping that I’d finally be able to get a turn-based RPG on a state of the art gaming system. But alas, what we were given was a God of War, Prince of Persia, Devil May Cry clone. I cannot believe the company would (again) throw their…

Then it shouldn’t even be called a Final Fantasy 7 remake. It should be called “FF7 ACTION!!!1111!1111oneone”. You know, this is analogous of them remaking the original God of War and deliberately spinning it as a turn-based RPG shortly before release. Here, they’ve deliberately done the opposite: turn an turn-based…

It does matter. It was the whole package and, yes, combat was included. I won’t be getting this title. I want to play an actual old-school game, I don’t want to play some FFX inspired clone. I do not want to play a hack-and-slash Cloud. I just don’t understand how Squaresoft has such an utter disconnect between what…

Yes, I am going to say it: looks like trash. It looks like they’ve turned a beautiful RPG into a God of War clone. No one wants to hack-and-slash with Cloud; we want to take our time and use a summon that takes 2 minutes. I just wish they’d just lay the FF series to rest, it’s completely unrecognizable.