They’re remaking Paper Mario 64?

New Game+ does turn a Dan Simple mission into a Dan Complex one tho

proof of the old adage never bring a gun to a car fight

Doesnt COD have a Hardcore mode than famously removes this dot?

TAAAAAAKE OOOOONNNNNN MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I got the costume first, then I beat it.

Jeeze man leave some meat on the bone for the rest of us.

Wow he’s really Flush with Nintendo Playing Cards now. A story like this should have a significant Draw. I Bet he’s happy to See the results of his effort. I’m Calling it, this guy’s got a Full House...of Nintendo Playing Cards

I’ve been up for 48 hours

I’m the guy who had the Outback! I submitted my info almost a year ago so you can all hear about how this ended!

It should be noted that the Infinite Rocket Launcher comes with one big downside: It can only be used in New Game+ runs, and thus you can’t get the higher scores especially S+. So if you’re going after the chicken hat or cat ears, the Infinite Rocket Launcher is not an option.

Rich People’s Swimming Pools Are Making Water Scarce

you’re a tool assisted speedrun

The DK Rap dropped “Hell of a guy!” in an E-rated game and I was like, oh no if my parents hear this they’re taking this game away.

That song was my first thought when I saw the image.

I’ll congratulate you on doing the whole article without, as far as I’ve spotted, a single Smashmouth joke.

That’s why I store all my kids in the trunk.

Actually in order for the TMP to become available one only has to dump their inventory before they interact with the wooden gate that leads into the village center. 

Idk if a human could pull this off by themselves, it doesn’t look like there’s mushroom for error.

First thought that came to mind was Master Blaster. 

Same, I’m not really much of an anime fan, or a fan of Michael B Jordan - but it makes me happy that we’re at a point where our superstars can openly like nerdy shit and not have to pretend that they only care about sports cars and cigars.