@Twyst3d: I reject you're LoZ reality and substitute my own.

@sailormoonbeam: So there is leveling up? If so I have yet to find this feature in any Zelda game. You never gain experience, you just collect items of questionable value and have fun. RPGs, of which I've played a few, are never without leveling. Never. A game like Deus Ex is considered a FPSRPG BECAUSE of the…

@Thanatos: Oh no! The lefties have taken over!

@Slagathorian: Stand tall and shake the heavens...: He will.

I feel it would have been better if there was light, but at times it would shutter or turn off. Games that are always dark kind of lose the atmosphere due to the frustration of the player.

@Emperor_Kestrel: "I'm not Luigi."

@wanion: Actually, Fight Club was not even his best book. It was my introduction to Palahniuk's work, but it was far from the best.

@Markarian: I am Jacks replacement controller. I am Jacks revenge.

@Chicken Pawks: I was thinking a huge, haggard, and old looking gorilla.

@tetracycloide: ROFL!

It was Tuesday. He was wearing his Christmas green shell. He always wore that shell on Tuesday.

@samosir: It would have to say something about either Republicans being bad, or Democrats being good. Also, Barrack Obama.

@Cpryd001: It crashed on my PC because I have an i7 processor. After around two minutes online I found out how to make the game only read 2 of the total cores and it never crashed after that.

@VicariousShaner: Cant forget this one.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: Yeah, but a lot of them were stolen from Bruce Camb- I mean Ash of Evil Dead/Army of Darkness.

@springbreakbox: Yeah, until the end when the boarder thrashed the car. That was pretty nice. I don't consider the part with the truck as being valid to the rest of the test.

@Stem_Sell: Every time I see people with these tattoos I have to wonder if they really know where the phrase came from.

@meatbag_pussrocket: I believe the proper term is Pegasi, in keeping with traditional plural forms of words from the Latin origin, but I could be wrong.

@GitEmSteveDave: My god, his voice is incredibly smooth. And he is funny.

@Steven Callas: But is it shoop bedooped?