He’s also Mr. Worldwide so it’s unfair that he gets to be the World’s favorite son as well.

As a life-long Miami Heat fan I only have this to say. Fuck Paul Pierce.

From the posts last night I'm guessing jeffvanhungry is jeffvanhungover at the moment

I don’t really even think she’s that. Remember she started as a progressive of sorts and when she didn’t get any traction, she became a “conservative”. She’s a narcissist for hire. She desperately needs accolades and she gets them from the right for now. If she changed course, like Arianna Huffington and the left…

Its a shame. I hate seeing beautiful Camden empty. That park deserves a better owner and a better team.

Haisley gonna Haisley

When a rotation player on a mid-major college basketball team in the NCAA tournament finds the ball in his hands at the end of an unexpectedly close game against a team from a power conference, and throws up a shot that falls through the net right as the buzzer sounds, giving his team the upset victory, and in…

lmao

It’s good that one of Deadspin’s soccer writers caught this. I have a feeling the other one missed it because he’s midway through a 5,000-word paean to Gerard Deulofeu after he did something good today.

Knowing, statistically speaking, that most of these people voted for objectively evil people like Trump and Roy Moore makes the schadenfreude all the more delicious.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

Dodgers fans also can’t stop bashing...other fans.

Playing an April Fools’ Day prank on the 2nd of April is textbook execution of #sowizards.  Ernie might not be gone after all. (kidding.  Yay!)

My first thought upon seeing this news was, “I should text Albert!”

Yeah, it’s great he likes it, but...why does he like it? What works well about the composition? What doesn’t? I’m not surprised the girl cried—This isn’t useful critique.

This one got me. My 10-year-old daughter does stuff like that. She’s always creating little crafts and drawings and letters and giving them to me. I mean, they suck because she’s 10, but I love them so much.

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

Those are St. Louis style sunflower seeds and cookies. He’s just picked up a little piece of the culture.