Kate Gray
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Kate Gray is a British games writer based in Montreal. She has worked for Xbox, GameSpot, and Official Nintendo Magazine, before it went to that big newsagents in the sky. RIP.
7/22/19
3:15 PM
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I used the story feature to create an evil butler-vampire with the generated name “Atticus Kitchen” and I love him. Read more

6/28/19
2:51 PM
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An update for anyone who’s interested: I accidentally left Milk Maid’s house on Story Progression mode, which means she carried on living while I was off cooking up other Sims sex stories. Sadly, she died a while back, but now her descendants - all with the last name “Maid”, all with pasty white skin - continue to Read more

4/8/19
8:34 PM
7

I mean, someone else did the fridging... I just didn’t complain

4/8/19
8:33 PM
12

Aw, this all happened long before DLC, and I can’t go back now... I’m too torn up from the experience.

1/8/19
10:27 AM
1

I’ve heard a lot of “correct” octopus plurals, but bless you for being the only person who’s ever counted the legs. Read more

1/7/19
4:59 PM
6

The only non-porn thing about it is that you actually sort the mail. Does anyone ever get their pipes fixed in porn, or does the plumber leave straight after the sex?

1/7/19
4:58 PM
2

There’s no body modification/character creator at all in Robin Morningwood—it’s a game about a specific character, so I can’t see them adding that. But Dream Daddy lets you play as a trans man, as you can choose to wear binders in the character creator!

1/7/19
12:49 PM
5

I’m British, and I’ve never met anyone who has servants

1/6/19
3:32 PM
8

Quite a few comics haven’t updated this week. I’d guess they’re on break, maybe?

1/6/19
2:57 PM
15

“quickly” takes more time to write than “quick”, so they’ve shaved precious milliseconds off the record there

1/6/19
2:38 PM
10

I’m covering for the moment, and they’re coming, don’t worry!

1/6/19
12:21 PM
2

It was a handy coincidence, yeah! I’d seen the video before, so I was about to look for it myself, but then I saw you’d shared it. Great minds, etc.

1/6/19
10:21 AM
4

The problem with writing this is that it seems like the NYT games team are trying to reinvent the wheel, which is to say that people only want the handful of games they’ve been playing for years... So there weren’t really any “new” games to showcase, since they weren’t successful enough during playtesting :(

1/6/19
10:19 AM
3

As other people have pointed out, Dead Cells was in the 2018 IGF, which I *think* disqualifies it from being submitted again. Read more

1/5/19
7:32 PM
1

The game didn’t make me nauseous, but a feature-length movie might...

1/5/19
2:47 PM
9

Honestly, I don’t think you’re missing much—I think I gave it a 6/10 back when it came out.

12/11/18
10:02 PM
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