No, I won’t get a Twitter account. But here you go; another burger, grilled onion, lettuce, BBQ, pickles, dill relish(if sweet then tomato), american, cheddar, bacon, poked in eye with sharp stick, poked in other eye with bloodied sharp stick, mushrooms, stone ground, onions, jalapeno, ketchup. but seriously why use…

Did you just read an article titled “The opening scene of Nightflyer’s blew our minds” and then act surprised that they described the scene?

Agreed on the no booty shorts and thigh highs, but fuck your no cape meme, light it on fire, and then bury it in the desert.

Now I know who F’ed up the Klingons. I can understand wanting to make the Klingons look more alien but damn, they just look like mutated humans.

Yeah, if you take 3 or 4 movies to “develop” Superman’s no killing rule, then you’ve fucking failed as a film maker. Of course, if John and Martha weren’t fucking Randian psychopaths, Clark may not have turned out a useless shit head.

it’s a douchebag hipster artist thinking this is some original idea... so naturally it needs to be promoted as something super cool and edgy!

People don’t tacitly sign a waiver agreeing to have their image, goings-on, and physical location splashed all over the internet just because they dared to leave the house.

Correction: Ditko did Captain Atom, Blue Beetle, and the Question for Charlton Comics, not DC. Charlton just sold off all their characters in the ‘80s to DC.

He didn’t go to DC to work on those characters. He went to Charlton Comics and did it there. Charlton was bought later by DC and the characters were folded in during Crisis on Infinite Earths.

How bout pricing it below $300.  That’ll just about excite everyone’s pocketbook and wallet.

[shrug]

I’m actually more annoyed when I get asked by a server how I would like my burger done. It’s not a steak! It’s ground beef. You could get yourself killed eating a pink burger if the internal temp isn’t high enough! Perhaps there is some healthy variation, but ordering it like a steak implies it would be healthy to…

And another thing, well done doesn’t have to mean dried out. If the cook/chef knows what he’s doing, it can come out juicy with no pink in the middle.

IMHO, well done is the way to go, beef has little taste until the medium well stage, at least to me, and rare is too soft and slimy. I’ve tried many times to eat a burger or steak with a pink center, and it’s just blah at best, it comes “alive” when the pink starts to fade away. Maybe because I don’t want a lot of…

I’m constantly flabbergasted by all these “Does the staff not like me?” questions in this column.

We have thousands of people, not even convicted of crimes yet, in jail right now due to an “inability to pay the full amount” of their bail. Why the fuck does this scumbag get to walk free on a $7 million fine just because he can’t pay it?

Hey, now.

Imagine if you had a sense of humor.

Obligatory: Fuck Ajit Pai

WHOA, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUDDY