My cousin had a dog who hated sharing the yard with other animals. He’d bark at squirrels, cats, and mice - they all stayed away when he was outside. Rainwater used to pool in one spot, so pigeons would land and drink it.

As someone now well known across the internet for over-engineering a covert glitter bomb to punish package thieves, Rober decided to focus his efforts on thieving squirrels next.

The AT-AT is an incredible, undefeatable piece of military technology. It has no flaws.

I’ve thought they looked cool since I was 8. *shrug*

I’ve already got one of those.

Honestly, this is all Trump. Putin is busy with a COVID disaster of his own creation in Russia right now. This is just the result of handing over the government to reality TV stars and morons. Bolsonaro and Pinera and Boris Johnson are failing on their own as well.  The one thing they all have in common?  Right-wing…

He wants the governors to be in the position of obstruction religious activities.

But where do you send donations if you worship in private?? There’s poor, downtrodden televangelists who are just barely scraping by with only two Gulfstreams! Won’t someone think about them?

I say open all Churches of all religions as much as you want, but require everyone that attends (including clergy) to have a large bright blue “CV” stamped on their forehead. So we can spot them in the grocery store.

I propose that any religious congregation be allowed to reopen on the condition that the religious leaders have to go around and lick the pews or whatever at the end of each worship session. It’s a good way to see which ones really have faith

I want to see a follow up to the series where Jordan shows up, unannounced, with a cameraman to the homes of all his former teammates who are complaining now. And Oakley is standing by the car, just glaring at them.

You *say* christian but how many church sessions has this president attended while in office and not as a campaign stop? I know President Obama attended pretty much weekly...

You first, Donnie. Let's see you in the front row this Sunday. 

Why the hell can’t humanity just have nice things? Everything has to be twisted into a way to gain power or money.

About Craig Hodges - he wasn’t part of the “cocaine circus” Bulls team of 1984-85 (Jordan’s rookie season). Hodges was playing in Milwaukee then and didn’t join the Bulls until the 1988-89 season, which was Jordan’s fifth in Chicago. Hodges was referring to the players around the league as a “fraternity.”

Man back in my day, someone if called you part of a cocaine circus you’d stand up proudly, put on your bear suit, and start to ride the fucking bike.

I think it's time we light Twitter on fire and let it drift out into the sea.

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I’m not locked in here with you...

NASA wants you...