All news organizations should publish disclaimers alongside any quotes from Trump.

Can we expect another sudden, hurried weekend trip to Walter Reed for another “physical” like the one last November?

None of the hair you are seeing on him right now is his anyways, so you won’t notice this. 

Just like the cauliflower!

I hope he's really taking it and poisons himself. 

He’s lying about it. Hydroxycloroquine isn’t taken as a vaccine (which is preventative medicine) but as a treatment for an ongoing disease. If he’s taking it, that means he’s got CoVID-19. Anf if he’s got CoVID-19 and he’s been going everywhere without a mask, he’s been spreading SARS-CoV-2 like a motherfucker.

There is also a 99% chance that he is being given a gummy bear and told its really hydroxychloroquine. And they gave it to him because he wouldn’t shut the hell up. 

If this were a sitcom or something, we’d be right at the sweet spot with the Trump character, where he’s well-developed enough that the audience is willing to believe he’s capable of pretty much any idiotic thing you can think of, and yet somehow the writers are still capable of finding plumbing new depths for the…

i fear that many businesses, particularly the larger, better paying ones, will realize they can operate on a leaner staff and simply not hire as rapidly when things roll back.

The company I work for- a small to medium sized manufacturing concern in Chicago ‘burbs- just went back last Monday. Along with all the usual preventative measures being taken, we added a very expensive thermal monitoring camera.

Exactly. The other nations are COMBINING this with testing.

I ran “Details of the plan are being reviewed by the White House...” through the Bullshit to English translator and got “We’re checking with the airlines and other travel industries to see if they’re OK with this level of inconvenience, safety theater, and expense. Then we’re running it past the lawyers to to see what…

The fact that a plane passenger does not want to wear a mask is completely utterly irrelevant to the absolute need for them to be masked.

No exceptions to mask wearing.

I just feel sorry for the TSA agent who has to inform some self important traveler that they can’t board do to an elevated temp.   Several of our local stores gave up trying to enforce masks do to the threats made by customers that were asked to leave.  

Worst part is the only thermometers left were all rectal.

May their soles rest in peace.

The man had a shotgun! I would've been outside in the middle of a wide open space with my wife. Not only would I see these assholes coming from any side to blow them away but I would've also seen my friend come instead of hiding and accidentally killing him.

I've already claimed it as my Mumford & Sons tribute band name. If you can play washboard, though, you're in.

Hobo Roundup, my new indie-band name.