He was obviously misquoted from the press conference after Sunday's game: "I'm not Jay. I really like winnin'."

Dallas has now lost to every division rival on the last game of the season for the last 3 years. They've completed the hat trick of suck

This is fantastic. An intellectual role model of the world giving his opinion (and borderline acceptance) of video games without condescension. And also, I would play the shit out of a Kasparov decision making game!

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Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

And so, for the 1,943rd time in a row, Temple heads into a rebuilding year.

I knew it the whole time

Gimme three steps, well gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more.

Screenshot for posterity.

Truman Trolls Dewey

Pete Rose.

StateOfRhodeIsland backed this project.

without this...we would have never had this

Zolak: That'd be more like a transporter, like...

Fake. It says "excellent health."

"fixed melting point on fire imp blood"

Character: The Stranger, Rucks.