40MPG or 40MPH?

lots of dick measuring going on in the military these days i suppose

A better translation (not pro quality, but more idiomatic, at least):

I've seen these two at a Braves game, too. They watch every pitch. He kisses her on the strikes, she kisses him on the balls.

I think that all indications suggest that Manziel will be the greatest player ever to play the game. Consider these facts:

"...and we're going to get black people in here"

It's just like NBC...setting pilots up for failure before they ever get off the ground!