I think I get what you are saying, but I’m looking at pictures of our freshly born (still gooey) sons, and all three have shoulders that are certainly wider than their heads.

While I agree with #1 and #3, don’t all babies have shoulders wider than their heads?

He’s scrappy and gritty and has a high basketball IQ (aka - he’s a short white dude).

An absolute dirty play, but I think this is Talib talking big and trying to sound like a savvy badass rather than just being an idiot.

In fairness, that was a small police department doing some stupid stuff in their hiring process. In general, most police departments don’t use cognitive testing (although they probably should), and those that do generally do not set an upper limit cutscore.

I’m moderately familiar with a whole slew of past laws that specifically focused on race and religion (and sex, and national origin, and any number of stupid factors), but I don’t think those were specifically targeting criteria for immigrants.

I don’t like Nikki Haley. She’s a more palatable veneer on the typical GOP ugliness.

So...let’s melt all that ice so we can see this cool stuff.

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I’m convinced Little Debbie Nutty Bars have crack as like the fourth or fifth ingredient.

Who the fuck noticed the nose?

Or, you know, leave the kids safely buckled into their car seats while I ran inside to pick up a pizza on a cool fall day.

Amen...more delivery now than ever, but the best nearby pizza place (loved by me and my picky three year olds) is highly popular and at times, delivery can be up to an hour. Those three year olds aren’t going to wait an hour when I can run in and pick it up in 20 minutes.

hell, with twins and a new born in the car...I’m thinking they’ll survive pretty well for the 200 seconds I’m going to be out of the car.

uhhhhhh...me to run in to pick up the pizza that is waiting for me 28 feet from the front of my car.

Conversation in my house after the kids were put to bed:

I don’t disagree that it is a cultural issue, but I would suggest that you are going to be hard pressed to find a culture where men don’t have a tendency to put their penises into women against their will.

Julie Louis-Dreyfuss is almost perfect in every way.

The answer is to play craps.

Sigh...alas, we are but star-crossed loves (if stars were skin blemishes).