he won’t, and now the kid looks like a money-grubbing asshat.

#blackcoffeematters

All the stars.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Took the words out of my mother. For my last meal I want everything deep fried or coated in doughnut glaze motherfuckers

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

She can refile a negligence claim. The court didn’t preclude an inquiry into the operations. The court merely held that the birth of a healthy child does not fit the precedent that has found a claim for wrongful birth.

They didn’t just pull random sperm. They made a mistake reading the handwritten number on the sheet so they gave her donor no. 330 instead of donor no. 380.

Thank you.Can’t believe everyoby here is calling her a racist. She paid for a sperm sample that she and her partner had no doubt carefully selected so that the child would, hopefully, look like both parents as much as possible and the sperm bank made a mistake? I’d be livid.

I wish her child didn’t have to live with that racist bullshit BUT I also feel that a refund doesn’t cut it when you’re given the wrong goddamn sperm for the express purpose of creating a new human being. I mean, what the actual fuck? How big a scam could these people run when you think of it?

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…

I wish I could say this was uncommon. But growing up in fundamentalism, we were taught that the only acceptable emotion was happy and blessed. You weren’t allowed to be angry or sad or disappointed. I wasn’t in a cult like this (Thank the Lord,) but what I was taught wasn’t so different. I actually had to learn how to…

ohhh jesus christ ew.

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations…

“hurrr durrr i luv babbys”

Yes. I never take my car for repairs. I know they will lie to me. For some reason they do not lie to my husband even though both of us are clueless about cars.

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that…

I write under male-sounding names online, and I have mixed feelings about it. Is it easier? Fuck yes. Does it make me angry how much easier it is? Fuck yes.

Ugh this is why I hate the trend of naming baby girls traditionally “boy names.” Quit giving power to the men, we need to prove that women are just as competent! Stop conceding and saying fck it “Name ‘em all James.”

The original title, The Marmaduke, failed to resonate with test audiences.