He’d have the CL and minutes in Dortmund. But I think he’d face much more weekly competition in England.

Imagine telling someone else how they should spend their time when you’ve spent hours on Jezebel being a pissbaby about Leslie Jones? Yikes.

Just take the L and move on.

Judge Elliott Wilk seemed to disagree at the time, Woody.

Trump always hires the best people! The smartest people! Lewandowski, Manafort, Bannon. The best!

Caroline got her own show because Andy Cohen loves her and the Manzo family. He always has his favourites. Sort of like Bethenny.

But the context was Teresa saying she never asked about her legal troubles. Teresa’s statement was pretty general and for once I genuinely think that’s what Teresa meant. I don’t think Teresa was ever comparing the specific cases but comparing that she never asked about her legal business. Then Jacqueline had to make…

I wish Jacqueline was a good villain. She can’t even muster up that. Even worse that she thinks her legal problems are more regal or something. You’re still a mess, girl.

I still don’t understand why she had to call Teresa’s brother btw. Especially since minutes before that she was talking about not living in the…

-Shannon is the worst. I never have any sympathy for her. She’s a nut.

You just *know* SJP thinks a feminism means some bra burning lesbian or something. Although I am all for bra burning lesbians!

Leto is such an insufferable asshat. I’ll be seeing the movie for Margot and Viola tbh.

Eric Trump has a face only a mother could love. In inbreeding is strong with this one.

Gabriella is the only sane person on this entire franchise and she’s a child.

Trump can’t even be sympathetic at the thought of his daughter sexually harassed in the work place. He’s such a goddamn psychopath.

The blame is all on Wendy and her stupidity. What a lame and pathetic way for her to try and drum up some controversy.

She was definitely set up but of course Shannon denied it. Shannon plays victim as much as anyone else tbh.

I don’t like Kelly but I also find Shannon and David miserable and insufferable. I have no dog in this fight.