Does that make it a Slambulance??

Nice to see Jalopnik give credit where its due for the tip on this one..sent this at 2am last night..

Excursion for Murican steel, Montero for Japanese, 80's Range for British steel, just have a husband that can fix em.

CP-1 =Crackpipe 1

I’m going with a late 50's early 60's Pontiac.. that front end is what makes it for me.. Scuba Steve should have tried to find a vin.. (yes, I know it would have been difficult, just sayin...)

Bad move putting the plow on the Tundra.. that only devalues the truck even faster.. Plows beat the shit out of trucks, and he’ll get next to nothing at trade in. Buy a beater F250 and mount it to that.. park the Tundra and control the hemmoraging of money to a minimum..

Won’t be in decent shape if he uses it as plow..Guaranteed..

He’ll never get to the point where he owes what it’s worth this way, because putting a plow on this truck would beat the shit out of it and it will be a pile of rust by the time he makes up the 16k. He needs to buy a beater truck and put the plow on that rather than trash the new one. Park the Tundra in the garage for…

He really screwed the pooch on this one.. Everybody is saying put a plow on it and grind it out til he’s in the positive. Wrong!!! Does anyone realize how much wear and tear is put on a truck with a plow? That only devalues the truck even more. He needs to double down and buy a beater truck and put the plow on it and…

The problem with this is FCA is selling every 45k Jeep that they produce and it sounds like they don’t have the capacity to make a 10k one. Now this could be a case to build a new plant and create more jobs but I’m not a bean counter. Americans are always playing Keeping up with the Jones, so I don’t know how well a…

What that pic needs is one of those big ass long exhaust that almost look like bugles that you see on alot of Baja Bugs pointing up in the air right out of the center rear of the Bug..

Given the state of cars today, bloated to the max with safety nannies, big giant screens, auto pilots, and so much other crap, this is a pure drivers car. If you never owned or driven one, you won’t get it. Simplistic, handling and ride that amaze and just the right size and done the right way. This is the car that…

I said I liked them (when they were new to the market) but wouldnt buy one.. I don’t want the hassle of dealing with a mfgr. that doesn’t exists here any more. Thus couldn’t give 2 shits. And yes, I know they still sell bikes here, but they are 2 different entities. A Suzuki bike dealer isn’t gonna do anything for you…

Wow, no need to be a dick.. I simply asked where would you take it..there used to be at least 2 Suzuki dealers in Phoenix that no longer exist anymore. One became a Kia dealership.. Why would I “bother” to look when they disappeared as far as I could tell. I said I liked them, but wouldnt buy one.. just like I wouldnt…

Yeah, the warranty is nice and all, but where would you take it to be fixed now that Suzuki has pulled out of the U.S. ?? I always liked these as well, but wouldnt buy one at this point because of the lack of dealers here..

I’m wondering why Eddie is holding his little friend’s junk....

So they caught Eddie Munster?

Explorer becoming a minivan or minivan like ain’t gonna happen.. Ford has too much invested in turning the Explorer into the modern day Crown Vic for fleets..the Taurus hasn’t cut it as a replacement, so they wouldn’t hit the reset button on their investment on the Interceptor Utility this far in its life cycle. They…

I don’t care if the Bronco looks like the concept from 04 or not, but don’t put the Bronco name on this.. This is another bland looking CUV (and yes, I know this has a frame and isn’t unibody) that will just get confused and mixed in with the Same Fe, Tucson, Highlander, Rav 4 Blandmobiles.. why wouldn’t Ford call…

I always thought Vin Diesel would make a great Kojak in a movie reboot of the TV show. Zach Gafilniakis would make a great Det. Starvos.. (who in the TV show was played by George Savalas, Telly Savalas’s real life brother, Kojak always called him Fatso..