Uncle Ben (who in this iteration is married to the still young ultra-hotty May and not some creaky old guffer), should be one of the fallen firefighters/police (similar to the heroes of 9/11). Peter can still learn his superhero motive (with great power,...yada) from Ben’s death - not as a result of failing to act,…

I think they missed a great opportunity, by bringing in Howard to direct - I would have gone with Kasdan. While I like Howard’s work (Willow, Apollo 13, Splash are all favs), I think Kasdan is a better director, AND HE WROTE THE BLOODY THING!

You do realize that lane-splitting actually makes those lines shorter? The math is pretty simple.

The Klingons were not amused...

Shrek Santa and Gay Jesus? Seems like a great road-trip movie.

I agree 100%. Church should not be involved in people’s lives. That’s why I haven’t gone in over 40 years. Haven’t missed it a bit. Hopefully this young girl will grow out of it, too.

The very concept of “Rambo”, as in cartoonish over-the-top gratuitous violence and jingoism came from Rambo II. The John Rambo in First Blood was still just a normal (albeit dangerous) guy. The first film is the one people usually forget.

I read that in May’s voice. Have a star.

If she calls multiple times for the same “problem”, do you count each one?

I think it’s a (poor) attempt to show pectoral striations.

Can’t we kick them in the nuts, instead? Or, also?

In First Class, Xavier could hold Sebastian Shaw even while Magneto shoved a coin through his head. Precedence!

She did get an Oscar nomination for Aliens, so there’s that.

(just kidding)

Created out of malice, but chosen by incompetence. Twofer!

I’m going to vote for incompetence over malice.

How many people die in an airliner crash? A train derailment? Cruise ship sinking? Doesn’t stop anybody. How many thousands of people has Ford killed over the years, and they still sell cars.
If the profits are there, business will go on. The park will spend a few hundred $million on settling court cases, new PR and…

The position of jackbooted thug has never suffered from a lack of volunteers.

Motel 6 is my goto place on the road (by motorcycle). Stop for breakfast somewhere with wifi, and make a reservation for the evening 200-300 miles away. Makes for a pretty flexible schedule, and I usually get a good price (around $40), since I’m not just showing up at end of day.

“Why do all of you have such pancake bastard English? Only the repetitionists are robots in the propaganda of the bureau?”