Uh, she wasn’t hacked simply because the hackers think she’s unfunny.

People that make this point should take nude photos of themselves to remember how grotesque they are inside and out.

Why do people feel the need to say things like “I don’t find them funny/entertaining/smart/etc”? We agree leaking someone’s nude photos is bad; statements like that are making it about you. Your feelings towards her comedy couldn’t be more irrelevant.

I’ve spent my whole life feeling bad for millionaire star athletes because of how Houston teams have had so many good players with nothing to show for it in the way of team success. Hell, Biggio had to wait my whole lifetime at the time to make it to the World Series, only for the bullpen to disappear en route to a…

Congratulations on being able to afford living alone in New York.

I was going to write something about how Deadspin is a family, a dysfunctional, albeit fiercely loyal family.

I’ve had sex.

I have never liked a single thing about the Raiders and never will. The silver and black is also terrible, you gremlins.

Innocuous names can lull you into a false sense of security too, as evidenced by a friend once ordering a Three Philosophers and then just staring at the dank, dark brew that was presented to him.

His username implies that he likes macabre humor.

He can’t read this.

Could have been worse:

This is the worst post this website has ever done.

Don’t bring Jamie Nelson into this.

lmao

I don’t like the Diaz brothers.

yes

I’d bike if it wasn’t 100 degrees everyday/have staples still in from recent surgery.

I don’t get in my car without the app open.