Brougham Shaq-illac-a

LoL, I had to look up “ziggurat”

For that reason, I think Glad Wrap is the better product now.  Saran just isn’t sticky enough and doesn’t create a good seal.

“ the five NFL teams with Black GMs in 2016 had rosters that were, on average, 75.4 percent Black, compared with 67.7 percent for the 27 teams that did not—a statistically significant difference.”

Conclusion?   Black GMs are racially biased in favor of black players.

“Her” name is Roberta

If you have right-of-way and some asshat pulls out in front of you and parks their car in the lane you are travelling in, and you can’t stop in time to avoid a collision, it’s not your fault.

Too much for this magic bus

“I had completely forgotten that Bentley hocked a reskinned Phaeton”

Did you mean “hawked”?   Because hocked implies that they made a transaction with a pawn shop.

“Good Ideas, Executed Poorly” should be GM’s motto.

I have lived in South Korea for 15 years, and I see one of these Kia Elan’s every once in a while. They are all beaters. This one looks beat too, no dice.

One does not go to Taco Bell for Mexican food.  One goes to Taco Bell for Taco Bell food.  Manage your expectations.

“I didn’t plan to drop the bike”
Nobody does, Bradley.  Nobody does.

The biggest problem with this Concorde is that it’s not an LHS a 300M. If it were the latter, it would be gone by now.

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“Honestly we need to make amber rear turn signals a law here.”

That would only help if people actually use their turn indicators.

Not everyone is good at spelling.  For example, the author of this article incorrectly spelled the name of the airport where the subject woman was arrested.

“...they don’t look capable of handling the deep sand that northern Nevada deserts...”

Intentionally taking this beast into deep sand?  Good luck with that.  I bet you’ll wish you hadn’t.

That car (the Buick) is basically from the 80's. This is an early 80's design that was made, largely unchanged, until the mid-90s.

If the Camaro version is the El Camaro (or Camaromino), then the Firebird version must be the Caballerobird. Firebird Sprint would also be acceptable, but not as funny.

I imagine wealthy people don’t really care about checking unit pricing.  For them, the small amount of money they would save isn’t worth the effort required to compare.