Today is Thanksgiving, and because she loves the holiday so much, supermarket tabloid aficionado Helen Peters has written in to share her thoughts.

This weekend, we swapped travel bag advice, received a note from my neighbor, Helen, watched the newbies shine on SNL, rolled our eyes at Axe, swung our boobs around for Cosmo, took in a few fashion shows, and said goodbye.

On October 4, 2008, after about four panic attacks and three cans of Red Bull, the first Weekend Jezebel post appeared. Two years later, Weekend Jezebel is still going strong, but it's time for me to say goodbye.

[New York, October 2. Image via Getty.]

This week's Beauty 101 is focusing on packing the perfect getaway bag, be it for a week, a month, or just an overnight stay. You had questions, and, once again, your fellow readers have come through with the answers.

[Avril Lavigne celebrates her 26th birthday in Las Vegas, October 2. Image via Getty.]

Here's some depressing information: according to findings presented at the Third American Association for Cancer Research Conference on The Science of Cancer Health Disparities, researchers found that regardless of insurance status, race was a factor in breast cancer-related diagnostic delays.

Much like his vivid pinup/sailor-inspired Ready to Wear collection for Christian Dior that we saw yesterday, John Galliano's Spring/Summer 2011 RTW collection is filled with bright colors and a touch of costume drama.

[Vancouver, October 1. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

In what is perhaps a strange homage to Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Cosmopolitanis currently running a feature on their website titled "50 Great Things To Do With Your Breasts," and guess what? Most of them revolve around dudes. Sexxxay!

[Paris, October 2. Image via Getty.]

Using various vintage Disney cartoons and mixing them with recent news coverage, Jonathan McIntosh has created a fascinating clip in which an angry, unemployed Donald Duck is drawn in to Glenn Beck's inflammatory rhetoric. [via Roger Ebert]

If the drama surrounding The Hobbit film is getting you down, perhaps you'll find some comfort in this reenactment of The Fellowship of the Ring, featuring a very noble band of Peeps. [Buzzfeed]

[Los Angeles, October 2. Image via Getty.]

Bryan Cranston is a very funny man, and clearly a talented actor, but his appearance on SNL last night was upstaged by newbie Vanessa Bayer, who debuted her spot-on Miley Cyrus impression, and by Kanye West's intense musical performances.

[Hollywood, October 2. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• While out celebrating during his stag party, Russell Brand decided it might be fun to crash a wedding, much to the happy couple's dismay.

The final Cathy comic strip ran this morning, wrapping up Cathy's world with a sweet thank you, a nod to Cathy's feminist roots, and a surprise introduction to the strip's newest and last character, who already knows how to "aack."

Welcome to tonight's SNL open thread. Bryan Cranston of Breaking Bad is tonight's host, and Kanye West is the musical guest. Will it be a good show? Let's all find out together.

Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. And don't forget: we're having an SNL open thread later tonight, too, so come watch the show with us, yeah?