Your use of this gif and your username are amazing and you have impeccable taste.

This is my favorite thing ever. I was silent laughing, the laugh that doesn’t make any noise because you’re basically choking.

Yeah can we put an end to the use of “girls” to describe adult women? It’s like when a waiter takes my drink order and calls me “sweetie.” How about you go fuck yourself, you impotent man-boy?

“Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to, sometimes extremely, and you know what I do about it? I listen to sappy love songs late at night for a while and then get on with my life because we’re trying to have a goddamn society here.” I want to frame this. Put it on throw…

This is my absolute favorite thing ever. I read that and immediately put a reminder in my phone to buy the book. I’m not ashamed to admit it.

Having never heard the song, and just reading the title of this article, I felt obligated:

This is my favorite.

I had definitely written her off. I mostly saw her as a female Justin Beiber. But damn, she served up some admirable realness. “I can’t drive by in my fucking Porsche and not fucking do something.” Maybe it’s her ardent use of the ‘fuck’ word, but I actually believe that she truly cares about the horrifying state of…

I am fucking bewitched right now.

This bothers me SO MUCH because I love both of those shows for completely different reasons. Although they started out the same, the American version evolved into something very different than the British version. They’re almost polar opposites! I don’t feel like one can even be better than the other because it’s like…

I just read your blog post — you’re a wonderful writer, and I’m looking forward to reading more (yes, I did subscribe)! I have a feeling you’re about to embark on an incredible new chapter in your life, chock-full of empowerment, freedom, happiness and fulfillment. I’m super excited for you.

To echo everyone else, I am so, so sorry for your pain and loss; no one deserves the kind of suffering you’ve had to endure. You are obviously an incredibly strong human being and I wish I could wave a magic wand and make everything better :\ Please know that I am sending you love, wherever you are.

This needs more stars.

Right? Every child deserves a safe home where they are loved and supported. I can’t believe a parent would do this to their child.

Ugh you are just the worst.

Am I the only one who doesn’t really care for Lilly Pulitzer? I wouldn’t pay any amount of money for any of these things. Everything’s too busy and overwhelming, bordering on cluttered. I hate it.

I like my debates to follow science, mmmk? But only the science that I make up.

You can totally find someone who also loves doing all of those activities. A lot of people suck, but a lot of people don't and would be proud of your wine/smoking/reading baths. I fully support it. I've decided that in my dating life, I'm going to be the exact same weird, lazy ass, crazy fuck as I am in my normal…

So accurate, it's sad :(