This will somehow end with Taubman on the $20

If he made the trip with the team, he’s already in town! Get that man a desk!

Complete with a statement about how he’s now free of all the SNOWFLAKES and LIBERAL FASCISTS who got him fired because they hate FREE SPEECH.

Scherzer and Strasburg and Baby Shark are pretty easy to root for though! 

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

I, too, wish I was a little bit taller.

Same here. At 6'4 I feel like I’m right on the cusp being able to function in normal society without extreme discomfort. I’ve hit my head on things that “normals” never have to worry about.

Philadelphia teams are known for low ceilings.

Not to open a can of worms on the whole gun control debate, but should we really be selling guns to blind people?

Oy vey, this is so predictable and so fucking depressing. All it took Rupert Murdoch and Vladimir Putin was some TV talking heads and some internet troll farms to stir up 60 million anxious white people to erode an entire society.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

cinematic history is very misleading about the success garnered from this strategy.

Apparently this is why we need a wall on the Colorado border.

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

Autocorrect is literal socialized welfare.

This is an awful - just plain bad - plotline for the as-yet-unannounced Naked Gun reboot.

Autocorrect has a liberal bias.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.