Yes, the one piece of bipartisan legislation moving through the halls of the most powerful nation on earth concerns whether one should append “#ad” to a shitty twitter ad.

Some ocean front property?

What are you talking about? A Colombia team favored to win the WC scores an own goal against hapless Romania sealing the fate of a nation. Nothing parallels.

Pat I will literally have an aneurysm if the next article from group H is Poland (i.e. not my dear Cafeteros)

Gives helmet-to-helmet contact a whole new meaning

It took me, quite literally, 300 seconds to correctly interpret this sentence. That is all.

I can’t believe Jesus called me a dick! - Jaelene Hinckle on Broadway

Being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys is nothing short of a character flaw.

who needs that second UNC-Boston College matchup, really?

Nah. Unless they could do it without making eye-contact with POC. I couldn’t think of a safer place in all of FN HQ.

#fify

the filmed it.

As a displaced Yankee living/working in Chapel Hill, I made a point to learn about this disgusting memorial and educate many who are North Carolina natives (some UNC graduates).

Goal. Tend.

“can i smoke this live?”

Playoff Lebron - noun - a person who is granted immunity to all rules/statutes/qualifiers by a higher being.

Heh

He deserves the Gob.

As we say Bloomington, all Purdue students are as smart as they are inexperienced.