Short, fine, thick hair here- every day. Always been that way, even when I had long hair. I turn into an oil slick if I don’t wash it every day.

Ok my mind immediately jumped to wanting to bang someone that you really, really CAN’T- like a boss, or your best friend’s man, or something. Because she’s saying yeah, if I didn’t have to THINK about it, I’d totally jump your bones, but I CAN’T, and that SUCKS.

You are incredible and have brought delight to my afternoon :)

Nope! I’m 33 and love the 30something me SO MUCH. I’ve moved past all the dumb shit in my 20s and am now feeling like a capable, responsible adult. People take me more seriously, I actually have some money to spend on cool shit like vacations and fun stuff, and I can absolutely decide to eat ice cream for breakfast…

“Cutting these people off from social media is the least of their worries when they’re in prison.”

There’s a growing body of evidence that increasing the social access of prisoners reduces the recidivism rate and decreases violence/mental effects while in prison, in addition to lessening the burden on prisons to…

Park it on the street in Georgetown so everyone can see what a Cool Dude you are... at least that’s the behavior that I’ve witnessed in my time in DC from people driving yellow Lambos or gold-plated Ferraris.