hoodscientist
hoodscientist
Jul 16 2015
10

I can’t believe that no one has picked the ship that has a zoo, circus and transforms into a maid. I give you Spaceball 1:

Jul 14 2015
34

There’s a difference between reasonable charges for extra luxuries and gouging customers over every aspect of the experience.

Jun 8 2015
118

Anybody who seriously uses the phrase “sheeple” is just as much of a fuckboy as the people they’re deriding. You’re not enlightened because you’re educated on the features and benefits of a few streaming services. Get the fuck over yourself.

Jun 4 2015
105

There is a difference: there are actually good Windows versions. There are no good Android versions.

May 24 2015
40

Doesn't swiping back do the same thing without the reach? It works in almost every single app. Probably as many as have a back button on the top left.

May 9 2015
3

It’s not perfect unless it involves a potential disaster to avert:

Apr 1 2015
18

Sadly i’ll probably be one of those finally doing the switch to an iphone. Samsung kept me in android for the past few years... but with constant bugs/issues with my S5, a lollipop update that made it even worse, and no more advantage of a microsd (i was ok with the battery thing with external chargers nowadays), I Read more

Mar 30 2015
12

Ditto. I could also cure cancer, develop skynet, recite pi to infinity, and read every book ever written or that will ever be written.... if I just had the time.

Mar 26 2015
97

We don't have more nuclear because people tend to make decisions based on emotion instead of logic and reasoning.

Mar 18 2015
78

I knew this was a slippery slope. First weed in Colorado, then electric cars in New Jersey. Next you'll be able to buy crack in elementary schools.

Mar 18 2015
50

*glancing over my shoulder at a row of iMacs*
I think I need to re-calibrate my sarcasm detector.