And we probably have most of them in the children's section at my library. They're all "unofficial." There's an entire series called "Diary of a Minecraft Zombie." It's beyond stupid.

I'll be working, which is for the best because if I were home I would be tempted to watch, and if I watched I would probably be in the market for a new television come Tuesday morning.

Lucky thing.

I Am Cuba — 35mm screening; Belladonna of Sadness — midnight movie; Phantasm — Art House Theater Day

Some fellas, too.

"The armor. I just wanted to wear the armor."

Putting all notions of quality aside, I'm sure this gig will pay better than his admittedly hilarious cameo in Popstar did.

That brought the franchise to a halt, though, since the studio wound up taking a bath on it.

Indeed. Naked Mattias Schoenaerts a minute and a half in.

She was also originally cast in A Bigger Splash before she dropped out and was replaced by Dakota Johnson. Really wish Robbie had hung in there because if anybody in that film was the weak link, it was Johnson.

Meanwhile, an unspecified number of Buffalo girls are left wondering how much longer they'll be going 'round the outside.

I'm hard-pressed to think of a more eye-roll-inducing phrase in the English language than "because millennials like."

Only if 50% of the footage in the trailer is of people's shoes while they run from place to place.

Just as long as it isn't The Gallows. If tomorrow's entry is The Gallows I may rupture something.

Goddamn it. Now the theme song's stuck in my head again.

(you really have to see Moon)

No!

Well, yeah. The guy is delusional.

I like ducks.

This is just the beginning of how potentially terrible this could be.