Yeah, but the surface of Dan Stevens's sheen, though.

It actually did do a screening of Polyester last year, with genuine Odorama cards.

Could, but I'm not holding my breath.

Who's up for a spirited game of Get the Guests?

I've read that one. Can't imagine a theater troupe being brave enough to stage it today.

I'm sure an obit will be forthcoming. A titan of American drama of this magnitude can't pass away unnoticed.

Tonight I caught the restoration of John Waters's Multiple Maniacs that's currently making the rounds. You haven't lived until you've seen Divine get raped by a giant lobster on the largest screen possible.

I ain't scared of no rolley coaster.

Wait a second. Didn't Swanberg direct an episode of Looking in 2014? (checks IMDb) Yes. Yes, he did. What the hell? Is nobody interested in doing the most basic research anymore?

The one I'm most looking forward to is The Executioner for, umm, obvious reasons.

Especially The Devils.

That reminds me of Paramount's about-face with Mommie Dearest. Hard to believe that right up until it opened they were selling it at a serious drama.

The trailer for the late-period Gene Wilder vehicle Funny About Love promised a raucous comedy about one man's herculean attempts to get his wife pregnant. Alas, every single joke in the film is in that trailer, and the remainder of Leonard Nimoy's leaden farce is more of a melancholy dirge than the laugh riot I was…

To be fair, Schumacher isn't the only one interested in men's nipples.

Nah, he would have been Commissioner Gordon.
Robert Picardo for Batman.

The best gag in Dante's Looney Tunes: Back in Action is the fact that in that universe Roger Corman is directing a Batman movie on the Warner Bros. lot.

I'm still partial to "American Horror Story: My Mortgage Is Killing Me!"

"My Roanoke Nightmare" is probably a play on the title of the 2012 documentary My Amityville Horror.

Before we were all shocked and stunned.

Who would have thought Dowd would turn in one of the most positive reviews of this film that I've seen?