We've been with you, killing mice and sitting on your laps for millenia. Atlantis, Babylon, Egypt, there with you. You want to get away? Where are you going to go? Go where?

I read the article.

Richard J. Williams comes across as a creepy middle aged man who hasn't had any since Obama's first term. His wife sleeps in a second bedroom, his lame attempts to flirt with undergrads young enough to be his daughter have brought him no notches on the bedpost and a verbal warning from University of…

University students live like this, but there's the part where they graduate, get jobs, and buy themselves privacy and quiet and control over their living situations as fast as they damn well can. Because in fact people who're trying to get some sleep don't want to have to listen to the blow job in the hallway or the…

Why have you described the Victorian suburb of Morningside as a "Victorian suburb" as if that's not what it really is? Also, any essay referencing Morningside is not an essay about English architecture as Edinburgh is in fact in Scotland.

This fat adorable turd likes to knead my breasts while I'm sleeping which causes me to wake up to painful claws digging into my flesh. Then stares deeply into my eyes and purrs making it all the more creepier. Or she'll piss on me while I'm sleeping.....like she did last week. I no longer have a bed. I have to sleep…

Living with 100 other adults and their children? Shudder. I'd rather have lousy sex.

Sadly, I don't even have a cat. However, recently one afternoon I left a window open. The universe then decided to place one in my bed, via the aforementioned gaping hole in the wall:

I'm not Doug, but here's my cat.

It sounds like the cat needs to be an outdoor cat in order to carry this bacteria...am I wrong about that?

Doug, I'm going to ask you every single week until you supply the goods...

My cat doesn't need to go to the effort of transmitting tuberculosis to me. He sits directly on my chest and sucks my soul out through my eyes. Much more efficient.

60 for a woman is like 40 for a man. When it comes to aging - like, legitimate aging - the female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Outside, Caitlin Reilly, a protestor from the National Organization for Women, explained her distrust for Weiner: "I do think that he abused his power, and that triggers me."

I'm just going to say it:

I wonder if NOW would tell Bill Clinton to go fuck himself if he wanted to come speak at a NOW event. You can bet not.

Right up until he's a sexual predator, I don't care about his personal life, or if he cheated on his wife. I care about his policies, and if he advocates for huge amounts of women to have better lives.

Yeah, the problem with what happened was his judgment and the lying about it, pretty much.

I doubt I'll see this but it's nice to see a Boston movie that's not about the Irish mob, Harvard or the Irish mob attending Harvard. ("Ben Affleck IS Prof. Whitey McGlynn in 'Crimson Mist.'")

Is... is the first paragraph written in English? All I read is "You're old. Go put on some khakis."

There are 2 types of caution in English Law, the simple caution, and the conditional caution.