I had no idea that Amazon and I shared a birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

I recently became a stepmother to a 5 year old boy and it is nearly impossible to buy clothes for him that DO NOT have that crap all over them that do not cost a mint. It’s frustrating as hell.

I would totally pay to see him in concert. I still love that 90s R&B - so much fun to listen to.

WHAT?!? But what if he sang Every Little Step?? That is a damn fine song and has held up surprisingly well

I do not give a shit about why I am proud to be an American. I am just here to say FUCK YEAH! DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!!!

This why I don’t set up my phone to dial when I say a name. What if my phone is in my purse, a button gets engaged, I’m talking shit about someone, my phone DIALS THEM, and they hear my shit talking? This is not quite as crazy as it sounds. Last year I accidentally butt dialed my then boyfriend and he somewhat heard…

That is an amazing origins tale!! Thank you for that 😃

What .. Why do they do that???? What in the world is their thought process? They have to know that what they are doing is hurtful, right???

Also, have you watched gorillas having sex?? Very energetic would be putting it mildly.

You know, you could be right there.

On Kinja I’ve seen people make fun of republicans, Floridians, Texans, anti-vaxers, conservatives and fans of 50 Shades of Gray. But feeling that the Japanese are weird is racist. That word is bandied about quite a lot now.

You’re right. I’m totally in the wrong for posting this on an article about Japanese women sexualizing an animal. What was I thinking about being so disrespectful?

Right? Doesn’t it explain so much of the weirdness that goes on with them???

I have long had the theory that the Japanese people are possibly aliens in disguise. Like they are trying to blend in with us lower life forms but their social shit is always jyst a bit off. This merely confirms my theory.

Oh fuck no. No no no no no.

Hell, when I was online dating I had men ask me out and disappear right after we worked out particulars. It happened so often I asked a guy friend if this was a new thing that I had missed the memo on. Now that is some next level ghosting shit.

I did. Broke my heart. I never believed in soulmates before I met him (ugh)

God I wish I could have done this. Unfortunately he lived hours away when this happened. He did contact me 6 months later. Texted me ON MY BIRTHDAY that he thought about me every day and felt terrible about what he had done. That he loved me and that I was exactly what he had needed and exactly what he couldn’t have.…

That was one of the thoughts in my head definitely. He did it on his birthday, so the idea that he had gotten into an accident after drinks with friends was in my frantic mind.

I was ghosted almost 10 years ago and it was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. My boyfriend at the time just disappeared one day. His last text to me said “I love you - talk to you in a few hours.” Then nothing for six months. It took me two weeks to figure out that things were over. I had no concept…