Jesus. What the Jell was he thinking?

Seeing how those Crystal Palace players are drawn, you’d think that would be a Chelsea fan’s worst nightmare.

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

“I really didn’t need to see three replays of this”

+1 Maeby someone will get it

Katie Nolan should run away to SimmonsLand on HBO. He’s clearly a huge fan of her and she’d be great on a platform that allows her to remain uncensored.

Texas forever

Tim Riggins > John Riggins

I hope Jim Tomsula sticks around for the 16-17 Funbag season.

the numbers are likely eye-watering.

So many people won't get this joke and for that I feel bad.

For the last time: Gareth Bale is not coming back to the PL. Let it go, English people.

Newsman: I wish he’d come back.

Little David Silva giggled excitedly, running up the stairs while clutching a white paper bearing the club’s letterhead. He hopped in his race car bed, pulled the sheets over his head, and read the words over and over again while holding a pen light in his mouth. He hadn’t been this happy since his buddy Juan moved to…

I hope that the police are still looking for accomplices as it seems unlikely that Miss Washington did this solo.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

Everyone but Scottie.

Yeah, but could he beat off the 95-96 Bulls?