I get drunk everytime the Binny’s commercial comes on.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

You shouldn’t storm the court at home as the #4 against an unranked opponent you are expected to beat.

This game must have been televised — when I came home from the airport unexpectedly late last night, I heard my wife yelling “Oman, yes, Oman, oh my God yes” from the bedroom. I was so tired I just slept in the guest room so she could keep watching tv.

You’ve really gotta feel for the kid who missed the free throw, Yemen Yemen.

You can’t be serious. Dude the Cubs have basically been bad for 100 years. And yet they still sell out Wrigley on a Tuesday afternoon. And the data bears this out. In spite of playing in one of the smaller stadiums in the MLB, and in spite of playing more day games than any other team, the Cubs are consistently top 10…

“Too marmets for cooking!”

How delightfully Canadian is it that the official term for flopping/diving is “embellishment?” I mean, the only thing that would have been more Canadian is if the ref had added “you fuckin’ hoser” at the end.

And after all of that Marshall went out of his way to turn his life around. Seeking professional help for his mental issues and becoming an outspoken proponent of mental health. By all accounts he’s been a first class human being since then. Maybe he’ll screw up again, I don’t know, but I do know he’s been one of the…

Marshall might be the best example of a player overcoming their demons from the past. He has been very outspoken about his past issues with abuse and a very vocal proponent of reforming how the NFL deals with players who are domestic abusers.

Marshall hasn’t had an issue in 6+ years and appears to be on the right…

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

But what’s your point?

I mean this is a terrible call. The most horseshit part about it though is that the refs didn’t even call the offsides on a specific UNC player. It was literally called on no one.

The best part of the Washington clip is that you can see Gus in the bottom right corner of the screen. He wants to stand up before the shot and then on the “cold blooded” call, you seem him standing up pumping his fist with each word.

Gusgasms are a good release. If you have one, spill it here.

This Verne Lundquist hagiography makes me miss Keith Jackson. Whoa, Nelly!

Kids won’t have recess, and the fight will involve someone trying to take little Starlord’s sugar-free, gluten-free, nonsexed gingerbread figure from him/her (everyone will define their own gender at that point, so it will depend on the day of the week which pronoun to use).

You mean, don't fuck with cults.

in elementary school, i was a runt. tiny, skinny, and awkward. On top of that we were poor and i didnt have name brand clothes or shoes. One guy, “tim” the cool kid used to constantly pick on me and knock me down and embarrass me. Luckily we went to different middle schools, at which time i hit puberty, and got up to…

I smelled gas in my apartment, so after a couple of days (idiot) I called the gas company. A guy came out within a few hours and turned the burner on my gas stove to the off position.