OHHHHMYGOD THAT WAS AMAZING

Your coverage of vouging and twigs and everything is just the best, thank you!

That invites the question: if a skin cell turns into a shoe in the forest, is it really vegan?

But will it shrink my pores?

I don’t know about the rest, but I read that Kendrick picked his for sure.

IT PUTS THE AGE DEFYING LOTION ON ITS SKINNNNNNN.

Counterpoint: Taylor wanted to make a cool video with her friends.

Are these conversations about race going to mainly take place at Starbucks?

Rebel had a good run, but when it comes to the age evasion game Tommy Wiseau is master and commander.

Unwashed models and pastry.

Me in Cannes, wearing flats.

I can’t look at a man with a beard anymore without wanting to swab it for a culture.

(This would also be an acceptable look)

Problem solved

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

I saw a rumor floating around that Benicio del Toro has promised to show up in heels to protest this fuckery. Please let this be true.

Because sushi is better than wearing high heels.

On the down side, this seems pretty sexist.

Anyone out there old enough to remember Cybill Shepherd at the Emmys?

Can you imagine being the slimy little creature that started this non-sense.