He is like a cartoon version of a racist. He is so over the top and ridiculous that I want to laugh. Too bad he’s an actual governor of an actual state.

I’d honestly love it if someone actually found that original book and re-wrote it in this theme. “Oh, Christ, it’s this asshole again.” “Oh, geez, that asshole is standing outside my favorite restaurant. Do I wait until he moves or just go down to that dumpy bar down the street?”

LePage has boasted that “I was Trump before Trump became popular.” Donald isn’t interested in any sort of competition.

Same. Like when I was a kid and my dad would threaten to go to a family therapist, because obviously a professional would observe our family dynamic and be like, “You’re right, adult man. These children are assholes! And you do everything right! You should be MORE mean to them because they deserve it.”

Maine is full of innocent white people who would be working hard and leading productive lives, except for the drug addictions forced upon them by minority drug dealers. See also: Planned Parenthood employees tricking women into pregnant and/or getting abortions.

Incorrect. Per the quote, D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty are interested in the womb of a single young white girl. I cannot say if they all impregnated her in turn, or if it’s turned into a delightful romcom as they try to raise a baby of uncertain parentage together. (“He’s got D-Money’s eyes, Smoothie’s nose, and…

Hey! You don’t know if any of the women in Romney’s binders were white! Okay, yeah, they were definitely all white.

Only to determine which white girls were knocked-up by the thugs in his binder...

“Friggin’”? Really?!

Trump would never pick anyone who might steal his spotlight.

I'm willing to bet that binder he refers to is his Rolodex full of drug dealers and hookers.

Why? Because it doesn’t fit his racist world view. And all the racists and butt boys of LePage are never going to ask him to show them the binder nor will they do any research to see if what LePage says is true. They don’t give a shit if it’s true; he spews trash and his race baiting buddies all lap it up.

I am shocked that Trump didn’t pick LePage as his running mate.

I love, but am also baffled by, people who say horrible things and then dare you to record them. Like, they’re absolutely convinced that the public at large will listen to their unhinged rants and vindicate them. Possibly with a fist bump and a “F*** yeah!”
Although, it seems to work for Trump, so what do I know.

I wonder if LePage cross-referenced this binder full of criminals with Romney’s binder full of women.

It’s kind of funny until you realize that this is a fucking governor.

So, like how many black and brown cocks has this guy sucked and snorted coke off of? Because he’s awfully caught up on minorities, sex, and drugs it seems. I bet he’s into some freaky shit.