Yea but he’s a black dude w/ a history of DV. Normal rich people can get away w/ it but Floyd will definitely be made to be an example by some hot shot judge. 

He should ask Ted DiBiase how to avoid paying out people. He was jipping little kids out of a couple hundred bucks for years.

Fun game! Read this article, but replace the word Mayweather with Trump. Almost all of this could describe the President perfectly.

Disabled father of five dies in tragic accident, and the entire comments section is mediocre puns. Fuck’s sake.

New jets that don’t work, new ships that don’t work and the world isn’t very friendly towards you anymore, this bodes well.

Deangelo Williams is the kind of guy to say he “wasn’t interested in bangin’ the hottest girl in the world anyway” after finding out she was taken.

Our biggest mistake with the LCS program is trying to design/build these ships ourselves instead of sourcing them from the country that already has them way dialed-in: Norway.

DeAngelo Williams makes Cowboys fans sound like Democrats after each Presidential election loss of this century.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Spoken like someone who has never actually been to the midwest. Where do you think all the illegals and immigrants go? Who do you think works literally every farm that spans the midwest. Not to mention that some of the largest packaging companies are also in the midwest and full of illegals and immigrants. I know…

In a perfect world, King would meet Ramsay Bolton’s dogs.

Funny how he hasn’t proposed paying for the wall by cutting corn subsidies.

I live in El Paso and am so sick of someone in Iowa telling me that the border is unsafe and we need a wall. It’s just not true and you aren’t qualified to have an opinion on this.

On one hand, maybe the Lions decades upon decades of persistent futility and mismanagement in the face of salary caps and parity could all just be a sham and it’s really Megatron’s laziness and shitty play (and Barry Sanders’ before him) that has doomed the Lions. Maybe you’re right.

People love to talk about one of the things that makes the Constitution great is that it such a “flexible” document......when it’s really not.

Fuck Sean Hannity. He’s nothing but a modern day Joseph Goebbles and it’s “We’re always right and good, and you’re always evil and wrong” assholes like him and Rush that have made it possible for an atmosphere to exist where allowing the Russians to have influence in the running of the country “Isn’t really any big…

a lot of corruption in sports in India too, so they’ll probably need to curry favor

I am guessing Del Rio gets a life sentence. Considering he’s a wrestler, that’s about 8 years.

Thank goodness they’re an aberration amongst wrestling couples.

Uday and Qusay agreed.