Shit, I’m not a talk-dumb moron, but I’ll fight his ass. It’d be fun to watch his jowls ripple like waves on the shore when he gets hit.

So your first one had Marshawn Lynch on the cover, hm?

“One of the best Broncos”

That’s how I feel. And this is still the biggest sport in the nation, whether Deadspin likes it or not, so....someone in the editor’s box better decide if this crusade is worth it, because frankly, its only tangible result will be to drive readers towards Barstool.

You really, really overestimate how many people are aware of the danger, and you really underestimate how ingrained this sport is in rural American culture.

Hear you on the conspiracy theory. Anyone who has ever met one of those otherwise rational people whose brains were broken by 9/11 fully understands just how much the GOP and the Bush Administration gained.

Test to see if I’m back in the grays....

Non-story. Friends in their age group take the piss out of each other like that on a regular basis.

This is the absolute worst thing that England has ever done to India.

You are....correct. Damnit.

“I hate u guys”

“Why dont u heartful people”

Note to Trump Trash: Pay that used car payment first, chief. Then buy this stuff.

Note to Trump Trash: Pay that used car payment first, chief. Then buy this stuff.

I don’t get the Internet sports coverage of WWE lately(Uproxx is obsessed with it). This would be one thing if it was 1999 or even 2008....but they’re having their worst ratings in 10 years.

I’ve decided something.

This system is fucked up.

Using fake gold for practice since, you know, you can’t afford real gold.

I can honestly say without a tint of a shade on my conscience that the world would be a better place if these people were dead.

Hopefully when that happens, our actual military will do the right thing.

That, and WaPo is oh so trustworthy too....