Thank you for the actual review, opposed to the summary above.

First, North Korean, not South, but I suspect you’ll get more than a few people with that correction. Per Reddit, the Cernan football refers to him telling Ellen about throwing it on the moon, which is what inspired her to do the tank toss with Apollo 24. Also, Nixon’s portrait has been there all season.

“And just so we can get this on the record, in case you never realised that legal teams work harder than just checking Kotaku once a week, we did not post about this project, nor did we even mention it in passing, and yet Nintendo’s lawyers found it all the same.”

It’s mindblowing how this needs to be said. It’s like…

How fucking stupid does a person need to be to be an asshole on the internet over an opinion piece. 

Hi - not sponsored, sorry to disappoint. I was genuinely shocked at this stuff, and for a coffee in-a-pinch sort of thing, I really do believe it’s a contender. Not for right this second, but later if coffee becomes more scarce as a crop.

Ok, here’s an essay on what getting the media to deal with these kinds of issues is like from the other side; Long story short, it’s a depressing nightmare.

There’s also Ernest Cline’s Armada, which should be avoided at all costs.

What do we want?
More EVE articles!
When do we want them?
On a regular basis!

RONALD REAGAN?! THE ACTOR?!

Hey, then you know something? You could just not fucking click on it and move on with your life like I do when a pokemon article pops up. Problem fucking solved homeboy!

Looking forward to the predictable post-Christmas “EVE Online Christmas Ceasefire Deception” article.

JuJu to random NPC: “Have you seen this bike?”

More accurately

Well written article Riley, I very much enjoyed reading it. Pleasantly surprised to see this in Kotaku. The Transition has been difficult and seems to make the community aspect so much more difficult. Let us remember those in countries like China, where they already can’t meet openly.

The best part about Picross is that the Switch allows for multiple files and it’s not like I memorize puzzles so it’s basically an endless loop of puzzles to play while listening to podcasts.

I only started reading Kotaku in recent years, but as a decade+ reader of the AV Club its been painful watching that place slowly come apart over an even longer period, even before the GMG acquisition (of course, now with Spanfeller in charge it feels like that slow motion car crash could speed up at any time). I…

And articles like this help me make an informed decision about which developers I support.

On the contrary, I was more than pleasantly surprised by a deeper, more personal article than what the title implied.

The thing is, a game or a book or a movie can’t fix anything. The best it can do is hold up a mirror that lets you see what’s wrong in the first place, but the actual fixing....that shit is work, man. Long, exhausting, grueling work.

I’m not trying to get your entire staff fired or anything, but can you tell the webmaster to fuck off with the reversed website layout and put the other page links back on the left side?