Good. Fucking scumbag. Who shoots a defenseless person behind a door?

Don’t let the door hit you in the pussy on the way out...

LMAO! Genius

I really wish I could understand the physics behind why ships don’t tip over completely during this process. I am a science minded guy myself but for some reason the explanation just seems counter intuitive to what I think should be happening... Ugh... Physics Schmysics...

Man I feel like an idiot. I totally didn’t think about that.

Damn, really? That is crazy. How can it possibly be that expensive? I’ll cook it for them for free, as I’m sure thousands of people would...

Why can’t they take up some frozen dinner concoction of an actual Thanksgiving meal and then just heat it up in the microwave up there?

I just got back from the theater seeing Creed. Here is as hot a take as I can give it:

I find it comical how a blog about how to make men better continually posts articles written by women.

Here is what you meant to post:

McDonald’s does shitty things? Color me stupid!

You want great knives? Don’t laugh but the Miracle Blade set, from the infomercial with Chef Tony. These knives are truly legit and for 40 bucks I’ll argue you can’t get better value in your kitchen.

I have those knives too and have had them for almost 7 years. I actually tried all the tricks in the infomercial - pineapple, soda can, tomato, etc... and those knives are the real deal. Probably the best 20 bucks I’ve ever spent on anything in my kitchen.

“LIBERAL DEADSPIN AUTHOR DEADSPINS LIBERAL TALKING POINT. NEWS AT 11.”

That’s a shame. His career barely got started before it was over. Hockey players simply don’t recover from injuries like that.

Fuck Manning and Fuck Denver. His awww shucks act is waaaaaay past the point of needing to be taken out back behind the wood shed.

Fuck you and all your lesbian fish eating friends in front of your fucking mothers.

“It’s a fuckin’ piece of shit.” - Nick Denton to staff at Gawker the past week.

ROTFLMAO.