As I scrolled down the main page on my phone, I saw this take first which means further down some asshole hates fall.

I’ve looked it up before. There are studies out there, sure. But a lot of the stats seem anecdotal. They usually tie the rise in sexual assaults and domestic abuse to increased porn consumption.

Yeah I’ve been taking it every day since 2003. My gastroenterologist told me to. I was chewing zantac like tic tacs at the time. I switched primary care doctors last month and THAT’S what he was most concerned about. My cholesterol is a little high and I’m 30 pounds over weight and he chooses to break my balls over…

You guys where also talking out of your ass about how non profits work. Being a “non profit” doesn’t mean you don’t make money. I don’t really know what Dom is talking about.

Jesus Marchman. Even when you have a good take you fuck it up. Look up what Maroon is. Maroon is the most horrible shade of red. It’s like red and purple had a dumpster abortion.

Here’s a little something we learned in CIA.

As a man, I generally agree with that for other men. But I know it’s a lot easier for women to get things like urinary tract infections, etc. So I understand them being paranoid.

Barack Obama: not black enough to be America’s first black president. Shoulda been someone more outspoken like Eddie Murphy.

Marchman kinda looks like Himler, for what it’s worth.

You left out Red Grange, I get it, he’s old. But you can’t leave out Red Grange and talk about a respect for history.

Yeah, it’s a dumb absolutist statement. Besides, liberal/conservative is relative to your time and place anyway. The French revolution was basically a run to the left, in which the left kept splitting into other left and right wings when people said “I’m all for reform, but we don’t need to change how we measure…

Thanks for clearing it up!

People that say “even high school kids can hit homers” have never hit with a wooden bat. I was a pretty good hitter in high school. When I was in graduate school me and a buddy of mine joined an adult baseball league. Not softball, baseball. Wooden bat, real pitching, etc. My buddy and I were so amped up that before I…

I read a book about Swiss Culture (Swiss Watching) that says they are insane about hellos and goodbyes. Apparently when you get to a party, it’s rude if you don’t immediately go to every person and say hello and introduce yourself. It sounds easy, but if there’s 30 people there it can take forever. So people just try…

Not to be a nerd, but the sensation of falling is really mostly just the sensation of wind. Pop culture has led us to believe that you’re weightless in orbit, but it’s the opposite. You’re perpetually falling just at the height and speed so that you’re always falling beyond the curvature of the earth.

Nah, that’s not really fair. We have our problems, no doubt. But Europe has been dealing with this since 1945. There’s no shortage of Nazi thug related murders. This is one of the more infamous:

Meh. Drew Brees has a lifetime pass with me. If that means that the saints are gonna suck until he’s 60 and retires, that’s fine with me. He’s fucking Captain America to me and despite the past two years, he’ll continue bitch slapping red falcon...I mean red skull, forever.

Fuck Cam Newton. I hope he gets his knee rolled. As a UGA fan, I hate him like I’ve never hated any other player. Racism you say? No. How can I be so sure? It’s because Auburn has been to the national title game twice in my adult life. Once was with Cam, the other was with another black QB that UGA booted for stealing…

I feel ya, dawg. I got my first stone when I was 20. Now I get em every two to three years. The instant I feel a twinge of pain in my back, the fear sets in. My mind starts trying to analyze if it’s just a sore muscle or if it’s a stone. I’ve figured out that when I have to ask myself that, it’s a muscle. If it’s a…