I remember when my coworker quit his job for another and moved to LA. We all destroyed him on twitter and shot a video of us burning his desk chair.

I have to say that things like the jumpstarter and tire compressors make great gifts, they’re the kind of things people don’t really want to spend money on for themselves but are super grateful when the need arises and they are prepared thanks to you.

I have to say that things like the jumpstarter and tire compressors make great gifts, they’re the kind of things…

Mr. John,

If it’s so bad, why did you get 100%?

Raspberry Pi Emulator Comment Achievement unlocked.

One requires work and know-how. The other is cute and ready to use out of the box (which is itself a cute throwback to original packaging). And official. Not that hard to explain.

I’m so old dude. Old as dirt, I made $.35 an hour in my first full time job. That’s $20 a week with overtime. People talked down at me, and not just men, women, in fact, were the absolute worst.

That’s not the definition of mansplaining as explained to me by so many women I’ve discussed it with. What you define in the first paragraph is just run-of-the-mill condescending behavior. Frankly, I’ve seen as much of that from women in the workplace as from men. I was under the impression that “mansplaining” is when…

Dear Lifehacker,

Rae, thanks for keeping us up to date on the impressive doings of Spacex, oh and for having better reporting skills than CNN, who were thrilled to announce the launch of the X-37b aboard Spacex’s Dragon rocket... they are morons. Keep it up. Cant wait to watch them do the Falcon Heavy, and land all three cores, that…

Getting in shape is 80% diet and 20% what you do in the gym. It’s a shame that your taste preferences didn’t get taken into account though. If you don’t like what you’re eating, there’s a really good chance that you won’t stick with it.

Who would win if each had 2x4s huh? It’s stupid to speculate like that. Obviously the amateur will be at a gigantic disadvantage. But you idiots equate UFC success with badassedness, and it was nice to see your dumb asses educated as to the fact that “sports are different, yo.”

Do you?

so what do you want to do about it? he’s an irrational state actor and any whiff of military intervention is met with strong discourse on this site. lots of shoulder shrugging and nihilistic crisis. here’s some things that will always remain true, even as time passes on and you continue to get increasingly paranoid…

Can confirm. I used to manage a gas station/ice cream store and one day a crack head (presumably) came in to rob me. He held a 6" knife across the counter and told me to empty the register. With my left hand I started to open the register, and when he looked at it I slammed his wrist with my right, knocking the knife…

Actually its not...when they call GS to see what kind of workee u are, they will know that u left ur store during a workday and was very unprofessional...

Jeez, if you want me to stop sending dick pics, just say, “stop sending dick pics!” You don’t have to do a maybe-he’ll-get-the-hint blog post about it.

Also, I did not say I was schooling you. Others, with info have done that, which you’ve done a damned good job of not addressing.

Wow, you can always count on mouthbreathing idiots who have no memory, or bother to do a little research before posting to show up and spew bullshit. Your talking points have been proven bullshit, find better ones.

So both Sony and Microsoft have -never- ever had supply issues with brand new consoles right? Never was it hard to find a PSone, PS2, 360, etc? Never mind that the Switch isn’t even fucking six months old yet, clearly you know more about supply chains then Nintendo (lol)