Pretty sure the thought had occurred to the couple hundred scientists working at NASA, they can’t fit *all* the details into a blog post.

This is just insanely racist!

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

You’re one of those people who answer Amazon.com product questions without really having an answer...aren’t you?

So not only did you ignore the fact that you’re body is that way in the mornings because it needs time to adapt to that form of waking up and going you also ignored the whole point of this article. Working out is good whenever you do it; the basis for this article, however, is not about that at all...

You’re also good at reading articles that don’t interest you. You win dufus of the day, YAY!!!

Cool.

Damn, Jackie. You got it all figured out and nobody cares.

What do you want, a trophy?

Great! So why are you here?

The earth goes through climate cycles. Right now it is changing its weather patterns. This will cause big changes to habitable and not habitable land. Blaming people for these changes is niave. The earth has been going throw these cycles for millions of years, why would anyone think this time it’s our fault.

Oh no!!! He asked a question! Execute him! Jesus fuck.

Yep, go ahead and skip the TSA line. This guys lucky it was a tazer.

Google it you lazy bastard

That growing movement is also full of retards, fat people and Jezebel readers. Instead of losing weight and looking after their own health, they organize a movement so the shaming stops and they feel good about themselves. I’m certainly overweight for my age, body structure and weight based on previous 29 years, but…

“At the same time, more people are dying from weight-related health conditions than ever before”

This is the single worst series of comments I’ve seen someone make on Deadspin in 2017.

Doug, I aint gonna make it.....

Tell you what, I know we don’t need him, but I really want Melo to somehow end up on Golden State just to see Warriors haters go fucking ballistic.