Precious, telling a person disagreeing with "humans will stop being made of chemicals!" will make them "sound like an ignorant jackass" in the next century is agreeing. There is literally nothing else that statement could mean.

Oh wow, if I didn't have an internet connection and eyeballs that would be super convincing.

How's this one?

Yeah but you still think humans are going to evolve into non-corporeal beings sometime in the 2100s so I'm not done laughing at you yet. Keep checking in to remind me how much you don't care though, that's always convincing.

Haha yes it's TROLLING to think that people won't cease to be MADE OF CHEMICALS in the next CENTURY.

Dude I'm a gawker poster who's passing by. I'm a genuine certified Normal Person complete with diverse interests, ability to talk to strangers, recently-laundered clothing, and total lack of any collectible toys lining my bookshelves. Sometimes I play sports in the out-of-doors, it's amazing.

Judith Martin says the tradition is so women can discreetly check their reflections in shop windows as they walk. But also, where the hell do you live that people are mentioning this weird old rule ever?

Mmm yes, tell us more about [NEED LESS BROWN PEOPLE]. I'll just be here, listening intently. Don't mind the rope.

Also, I'm pretty young. There's a nonzero chance I'll live to see the next century. When I get there and people astonishingly haven't stopped BEING MADE OF CHEMICALS I'll dig you up and laugh at your bones.

Jesus christ nerdlord it's a special kind of Godwinning to compare laughing at suckling-baby fantasies to the inquisition.

Hahaha you use the same "bbbut airplanes!" reasoning as your little pink friend down there. Airplanes are machines. Humans are animals. You're a manchild.

Nope, there's an infinity of difference between inventing a machine and stopping evolution. The childish, lazy idea that "progress" is some ABC linear marching advancement, the sad, truly pathetic fantasy that you will be the one who gets to live in the world of all your storybook characters, this isn't science. Read…

God what a life she must have, married to a manchild who treats her like the enemy.

Since you think you're so smart, why are you being so stupid right now? Understanding that people in different lives have different opportunities doesn't even take the scientific method, it only takes paying attention.

Science fiction isn't real, you worthless nerd. We're not any closer to becoming magical fantasy sci-fi beings than we ever were. Go outside.

Almost like... boys... will be boys? Do I have that right?

Can't wait to read that, but please don't lump "Fight For Your Right" in with shit like "Girls," because FFYR is satire.

The Beastie Boys were being sarcastic tho

It would be even more respectful to not call them "Colonials."

Of course he doesn't.