I get that you don't have children. That's fine. You'd think it would be your cue not to make decrees about parenting, but you do you. But do you seriously not have errands? To the point that you don't understand that sometimes tasks can't just be dropped right in the middle?

Thanks for letting me know what I'm having for dinner

She's right, some feminists were critical of the hackers but most responses, even on this very website, were variations on "If you take nude photos of yourself you're asking for it" and "Who cares, they're only celebrities."

That dress would be cool again now. Just ditch the claw-clip bangs.

You can always trust a Canadian to have her outerwear game locked down.

There were a ton of country star cameos in that movie! Basically all of the poker players on the riverboat. That is the only Mel Gibson movie I can still manage to love after his Incident.

Shit I just jumped out of my chair for how mad that made me. I am so sorry I can't climb right through time and throttle that guy right now.

The Tim Cook one looks like a low budget, locally produced retired living magazine from somewhere in South F

You are going to have trouble with basically all of mass media until you master the concept of irony.

I also think that people too easily make the leap between a joke being racist and the comedian being racist. But, that's another story.

Like, look at you, buddy. Look at this. Are you cool right now? Is this who teen you thought you'd grow up to be? Are you impressing people?

What's hilarious about you coddled white boys is you'll defend "jokes" to the death, UNTIL someone dares to make fun of you. If we start in on you you'll drown yourself in tears.

YEAH HOW ABOUT RUH-VERSE RACISM HUH.

Time travelers gotta be careful yo.

That's the worst thing I ever saw, god damn.

Yeah I'm in IBTC Local #87 and I really just want bras for aesthetic reasons, Victoria's Secret. I'm not looking to strap on fake tits. And tell your staff to stop trying to sell me chicken cutlets omg. I don't need a teenager telling me what men will think is sexy on me.

Some people like humor. Most people, actually.

They're both beautiful. You're probably from the 80s, which is why you don't get why laughing at the 80s is fun. Sorry about ur impending senility.

He's 13. Let's hope he gets all the support he needs.

Liar.